Brian Bradley -- Look, will everyone just stop looking at his mom? Seriously. Is his mom proud of that song? Did I like that song as much as Aisha by Another Bad Creation? No. Jump by Kriss Kross? No. So that makes it my third favorite little kid rap song of all time.
Milli Vanilli!!!And this guy can't sing either! They said yes? Simon is right as always, it was average.
Liliana Rose -- How does a girl that nerdy sing so well? Ask Katy.
OK--they just pulled an Idol and trotted out a mentally challenged person and tried to pass it off as entertainment. This is not cool.
Anytime someone uses an AKA and describes themself as constantly daydreaming while they're at work, they're going to suck. It was clear from the start. Mark it down--the professional name "Cashmere" is still available if anyone who wants to be famous wants to use it.
Uh oh, a girl named Cari singing Alone. Is she serious? Well, that was pretty good it turns out. But it was no Carrie Underwood. Of course how could you measure up to the single greatest amateur performance on live television in the history of man? You can't. Wasn't as good as the original either. So that makes it my third favorite version of that song ever. Maybe she and Brian Bradley can form a band and call it Third Best.
One word -- Ausem. I agree with LA that the boy seemed way better than the girl. And the spokesman from Just For Men could not handle that LA said that. I'm thinking of forming a group with NHL player Turner Stevenson and naming it TurnOn. Look for our album dropping soon.
Jor-El singing Madonna was probably one of the more interesting performances of the season, which tells you a bit about this show. Maybe his son Kal-El will do better.
Just For Men guy shows up again and sings Land of a Thousand Dances.
I liked the black Cat Stevens singing Lean on Me. Nice job.
Jazzlyn was a great way to end it. I'm not certain the first part wasn't a joke, but man she could sing. I may have to change my daughter's name to Jazzlyn to ensure she will become a star.
Looking forward to Boot Camp next week.
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